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190 Reviews by Peter Sobczynski
190 Reviews by
Peter Sobczynski
of eFilmCritic.com
Movie: Bee Movie
Release date: 11/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
Instead of gently skewering the conventions of contemporary animation, it simply follows them to ...
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Movie: American Gangster
Release date: 11/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
A well-made and reasonably exciting work filled with juicy performances, exciting set-pieces and ...
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Movie: Saw 4
Release date: 10/26/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
Two of the more degrading and debasing hours of big-screen "entertainment" that you are likely to...
33 other reviews of this movie
Movie: The Comebacks
Release date: 10/19/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
So egregiously awful that it not only gives a bad name to parody movies, it gives bad names to ea...
27 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Things We Lost in the Fire
Release date: 10/19/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
However, there is one element to "Things We Lost In the Fire" that does work spectacularly well a...
82 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Gone Baby Gone
Release date: 10/19/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
Ben Affleck does such a surprisingly effective job behind the cameras that someone unfamiliar wit...
74 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Lars and the Real Girl
Release date: 10/12/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
It may well be the finest, strangest and most emotional romantic comedy-drama to come along since...
97 other reviews of this movie
Movie: We Own the Night
Release date: 10/12/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
I gradually found myself respecting and admiring the film and its creator, writer-director James ...
77 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Release date: 10/12/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
It is such a botch that it is difficult to believe that any of those involved with its production...
110 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Heartbreak Kid, The
Release date: 10/5/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
An ugly, hateful and deeply unfunny bit of hackwork that not only stinks on its own but also tarn...
119 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Michael Clayton
Release date: 10/5/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
A taut, exciting and thoughtful legal thriller that is so smartly conceived and executed that to ...
126 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Lust, Caution
Release date: 9/28/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
It feels like what "Black Book" would have been like had it been completely leached of all that p...
88 other reviews of this movie
Movie: The Brave One
Release date: 9/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Forget about comparing this film to "Death Wish," as many already have%u2013this isn't good enou...
143 other reviews of this movie
Movie: In the Valley of Elah
Release date: 9/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
With "In The Valley Of Elah," his follow-up to the absurdly overpraised "Crash," writer-director ...
105 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Eastern Promises
Release date: 9/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The kind of dark, disturbing and deeply fascinating work that jolts you while you are watching it...
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Movie: Silk
Release date: 9/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Inscrutable and Insufferable
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Movie: December Boys
Release date: 9/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
There is nothing on display in the coming-of-age drama December Boys that you haven’t already s...
57 other reviews of this movie
Movie: I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Release date: 9/5/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
It may not exactly conform to what many people might expect to see from a current-day romantic co...
41 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Death Sentence
Release date: 8/31/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
While it is a sleazy and decidedly amoral revenge tale, it is an uncommonly well-made and fairly ...
93 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Halloween
Release date: 8/31/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
It was probably asking too much to hope that Zombie would come up with a film that would live up ...
99 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Balls of Fury
Release date: 8/29/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
I can't say that it is some kind of comedy classic or that it even rises above the classification...
98 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Nanny Diaries, The
Release date: 8/24/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The end result is a shrill and silly misfire that comes across like an exceptionally expensive pi...
78 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Dedication
Release date: 8/24/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(6/0)
Stridently annoying.
44 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Rush Hour 3
Release date: 8/10/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
To describe it as lazy hackwork would be an insult to the phrase "lazy hackwork."
139 other reviews of this movie
Movie: 2 Days in Paris
Release date: 8/10/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
This is a strong and assured debut behind the camera for Delpy and I am curious and eager to see ...
79 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Stardust
Release date: 8/10/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
"Stardust" has the one quality that all the money in the world cannot buy and that all the visual...
123 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Becoming Jane
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Early on, a character remarks that "Wit is the most treacherous talent of all" and based on the e...
111 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Bourne Ultimatum, The
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A wildly kinetic thrill-ride that manages to respect your intelligence with smart writing and fin...
177 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Cantante, El
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Together, Lopez and Anthony have created the kind of wildly miscast and misconceived star couple ...
83 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Hot Rod
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
"Hot Rod" suggests what "Napoleon Dynamite" might have looked like under the direction of Hal Nee...
87 other reviews of this movie
Movie: The Ten
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
It never really quite works up the energy to be as wild and outrageous as it clearly wants to be.
66 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Underdog
Release date: 8/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The film is a smug and contemptuous mess from beginning to end that is likely to bore little kids...
47 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Moliere
Release date: 7/27/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
It nevertheless contains enough wit and charm to keep things humming along even when the plot thr...
70 other reviews of this movie
Movie: I Know Who Killed Me
Release date: 7/27/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
There is a part of me that wishes that I did have the nerve to recommend it after all because whi...
55 other reviews of this movie
Movie: No Reservations
Release date: 7/27/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The result is like one of those fancy frozen dinners that look so tempting in the picture on the ...
134 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Simpsons Movie, The
Release date: 7/27/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Even the naysayers, the ones who claim that the show hasn't been worth watching since Clinton wa...
154 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Arctic Tale
Release date: 7/25/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Since I would give the visual portion of "Arctic Tale" the maximum number of stars and the audio ...
79 other reviews of this movie
Movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Release date: 7/20/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
In fact, I can pretty much guarantee that this is the worst film playing at a theater near you th...
113 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Sunshine
Release date: 7/20/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
However, the rest of the film is so strong and so sure that I still feel somewhat comfortable in ...
121 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Captivity
Release date: 7/13/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
. . .sitting through it is a form of torture that far outstrips anything seen on the screen.
60 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Release date: 7/11/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The results may be darker and less family-friendly than previous installments but this ambitious ...
179 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Joshua
Release date: 7/6/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Director George Ratliff has crafted a pretty intelligent film that exploits that conceit without ...
87 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Rescue Dawn
Release date: 7/4/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A film that works as a thrilling adventure as exciting and visceral as any put on the screen in r...
103 other reviews of this movie
Movie: License to Wed
Release date: 7/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
"License to Wed" is so awful that if I had to choose between sitting through it or "RV" again, I ...
96 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Transformers
Release date: 7/3/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A full-out assault on the senses that confuses bludgeoning a viewer with noisy spectacle with act...
177 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Black Sheep
Release date: 6/22/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
It just goes on too long to support what is essentially a one-joke premise.
68 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Broken English
Release date: 6/22/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Parker Posey is one of those rare performers who can elevate a mediocre film into a good one and ...
64 other reviews of this movie
Movie: You Kill Me
Release date: 6/22/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
[The filmmakers] tackle the familiar material with such gleeful zest, thanks in no small part to ...
81 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Day Night Day Night
Release date: 5/11/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The kind of movie that is far more interesting and edifying to read about and discuss than it is ...
34 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Paris je t'aime
Release date: 5/4/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
There are a couple of unquestioned triumphs, a couple of unmitigated disasters and the rest fall ...
83 other reviews of this movie
Movie: In the Land of Women
Release date: 4/20/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
I can’t recall the last [film] that filled me with the kind of utter loathing and contempt that t...
106 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Year of the Dog
Release date: 4/13/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A highly impressive work in which White and Shannon have joined forces to give us a darkly funny ...
90 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Black Book
Release date: 4/4/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
For fans of compelling cinema in general and Verhoeven in particular, [Black Book's] release is a...
102 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Meet the Robinsons
Release date: 3/30/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
So breathlessly exciting, funny and inventive throughout that even if you are only able to see it...
108 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Shooter
Release date: 3/23/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Shooter is the very epitome of the kind of instantly disposable film that has become all too comm...
111 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Black Snake Moan
Release date: 3/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Tells its screw-loose story in such a forthright manner and with such heedless and fearless energ...
146 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Black Snake Moan
Release date: 3/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Tells its screw-loose story in such a forthright manner and with such heedless and fearless energ...
146 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls
Release date: 2/14/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A sorry excuse for filmmaking.
42 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Because I Said So
Release date: 2/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A movie that’s so bad, it's actually painful to sit through.
35 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Messengers, The
Release date: 2/2/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Just another craptacular exercise in weak PG-13 horror involving resourceful-but-stupid teens, id...
71 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Hitcher, The
Release date: 1/19/2007 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Instead of trying to unsettle viewers, director Dave Meyers goes for the cheapest shock effects p...
42 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Miss Potter
Release date: 12/29/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A seriously disjointed biopic on Potter's personal and professional life that desperately yearns ...
88 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Pan's Labyrinth
Release date: 12/29/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
One of the most dazzling fairy tales to hit the big screen in a long time.
160 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Breaking and Entering
Release date: 12/15/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
An overly metaphorical mess in which virtually every character and story element is so choked wit...
103 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Opal Dream
Release date: 11/22/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A family-oriented film that doesn’t merely play lip-service to the power of imagination -- it act...
31 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Return, The
Release date: 11/10/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A film so formless and pointless that you may find yourself wondering who the target audience was...
43 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Volver
Release date: 11/3/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Far and away the best and most convincing work that she has ever done.
67 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Saw III
Release date: 10/27/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Call this franchise 'Chicken Soup for the Soulless.'
66 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Release date: 10/13/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Even more damaging is the inescapable fact that as the allegedly dashing and charming Alex, Petty...
56 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Everyone's Hero
Release date: 9/15/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
I suspect that most kids will get more excitement and thrills out of even the most meaningless en...
56 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Trust the Man
Release date: 8/18/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A group of charming and talented actors are forced to portray some of the most smug, annoying and...
88 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Scary Movie 4
Release date: 4/14/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
There is a certain slapdash energy and heedless silliness to the proceedings that is somewhat eng...
111 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Release date: 3/24/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The film is a toxic stew of stupidity that is so foul and rank that even the most forgiving fans ...
29 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Don't Come Knocking
Release date: 3/17/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Another masterpiece from Wim Wenders and Sam Shepard.
101 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Ask the Dust
Release date: 3/10/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A perplexing but ultimately rewarding experience.
83 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, The
Release date: 3/10/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Spiked with moments of true brilliance.
18 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Dave Chappelle's Block Party
Release date: 3/3/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A movie with good humor, good music and a positive message that isn’t a complete embarrassment to...
100 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Date Movie
Release date: 2/17/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
While the premise of a gross-out spoof of such movies may sound like a good idea in theory, it do...
70 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
Release date: 1/27/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A film that will be enormously appealing to fans of British costume dramas, fans of movies about ...
93 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Roving Mars
Release date: 1/27/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Considering what it promises compared to what it actually delivers (especially when you factor in...
23 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Imagine Me & You
Release date: 1/27/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A film where a scene in which a fancy sofa is purchased at an auction is treated with more heat a...
89 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Last Holiday
Release date: 1/13/2006 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Not the worst movie ever made -- no thanks to Latifah.
33 other reviews of this movie
Movie: White Countess, The
Release date: 12/21/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Fiennes and Richardson strike zero sparks together.
49 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Thumbsucker
Release date: 9/16/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
This is a well-acted and reasonably intelligent stab at the genre that scores its points by given...
82 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Four Brothers
Release date: 8/12/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The only performance that kind of works is the one from Chiwetel Ejiofor as the central bad guy.
116 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Rebound
Release date: 7/1/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
The funniest joke comes in the credits when it is revealed that it took five writers to come up w...
49 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Perfect Man, The
Release date: 6/17/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A film so awful and devoid of anything that could even loosely be described as entertaining that ...
91 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Monster-in-Law
Release date: 5/13/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Fails on so many levels that it is difficult to even know where to start.
140 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Mysterious Skin
Release date: 5/6/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
A powerful and intriguing experience that signals Araki as a director who is finally demonstratin...
38 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Dust to Glory
Release date: 4/1/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
There might be a good movie somewhere in the subject of the Baja 1000 race, but this boring, slop...
59 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Beauty Shop
Release date: 3/30/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
It isn’t as much awful as it is fundamentally unnecessary.
86 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Man of the House
Release date: 2/25/2005 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
This isn’t so much a bad film as it is a dead one.
52 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Dawn of the Dead
Release date: 12/31/2004 11:01:29 PM Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Surprisingly, 'Dawn of the Dead' is actually a pretty good film in its own right...as a gory acti...
95 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Polar Express, The
Release date: 11/10/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of eFilmCritic.com:
(7/0)
Watching it is sort of like being slammed over the head for 105 minutes with a mallet made of mar...
127 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Alfie
Release date: 11/5/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It feels more like a studio-bred plan to exploit a familiar library title than an attempt by film...
52 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Saw
Release date: 10/29/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
I can't quite work up the nerve to fully recommend it (that ending is really awful) but I do appr...
125 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Last Shot, The
Release date: 9/24/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It has a loose, unforced feel to it, a bunch of relatively funny bits and even a couple that are ...
63 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Shaun of the Dead
Release date: 9/24/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Shaun of the Dead' is that rarest of birds-a film that not only lives up to its considerable hyp...
135 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Wimbledon
Release date: 9/17/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The romance is just as convincing as the athletics - however, that is not meant as a compliment.
111 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Release date: 9/17/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Purely on a technological level, 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow' is one of the most start...
165 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Wicker Park
Release date: 9/3/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Wicker Park' is so forgettable that I needed to dig up the press kit in order to remember the na...
35 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Vanity Fair
Release date: 9/1/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Seems to be less an adapatation of the classic 19th-century novel by William Makepeace Thackeray ...
117 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Release date: 8/27/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
So pointless and forgettable that you can hardly believe that someone was actually paid to come u...
83 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Brown Bunny, The
Release date: 8/27/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Gallo’s film is one of the most fascinating and hypnotic films of the year, a stunning tone poem ...
63 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Hero
Release date: 8/27/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Hero' could have been a landmark film; as is, it is nothing more than a lot of pretty pictures i...
151 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Suspect Zero
Release date: 8/27/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The film merely winds up being just another depressing exercise that confuses faulty plotting and...
109 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The
Release date: 8/11/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The film had a goofy sense of humor, some deft casting...and, best of all, a genuinely charming, ...
86 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Collateral
Release date: 8/6/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A compulsively watchable movie that takes what could have been a standard-issue thriller and make...
188 other reviews of this movie
Movie: She Hate Me
Release date: 7/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Deeply offensive, staggeringly unfunny, pretentious and, at 140 minutes, about 135 minutes too lo...
71 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Village, The
Release date: 7/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
An enraging bit of nonsense that is made all the worse by Shyamalan’s apparent delusion that he h...
158 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Manchurian Candidate, The
Release date: 7/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A smart contemporary film that, like 'The Bourne Supremacy' and the upcoming 'Collateral', takes ...
56 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Catwoman
Release date: 7/23/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It is just, for the most part, another run-of-the-mill craptacular destined to be forgotten in a ...
120 other reviews of this movie
Movie: I, Robot
Release date: 7/16/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A real missed opportunity - a potentially groundbreaking film reduced to a mess fit only for the ...
131 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Release date: 7/9/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
This is one of the funniest movies of the year...
106 other reviews of this movie
Movie: De-Lovely
Release date: 7/2/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A film that wants to break molds but lacks the ambition and nerve to do so.
120 other reviews of this movie
Movie: Spider-Man 2
Release date: 6/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Spider-Man 2' is that summer rarity - a big-budget blockbuster that actually lives up to the con...
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Movie: White Chicks
Release date: 6/23/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The film is nothing more than a tired bore - the kind of film that doesn’t even have the grace to...
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Movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Release date: 6/18/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
I actually found myself laughing quite a bit during 'Dodgeball' - more than enough times to recom...
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Movie: Terminal, The
Release date: 6/18/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'The Terminal' is like a private jet that has had too much baggage...it looks sleek and beautiful...
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Movie: Around the World in 80 Days
Release date: 6/16/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The end result is about as thrilling as spending those 80 days stuck in Cary, Illinois with a bro...
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Movie: Stepford Wives, The
Release date: 6/11/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
One of the biggest messes in recent memory - an incoherent hack job that can never decide whether...
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Movie: Chronicles of Riddick, The
Release date: 6/11/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
As a follow-up to a genuinely entertaining movie like 'Pitch Black', it is a very disappointing o...
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Movie: Baadasssss!
Release date: 5/28/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A film that is actually better than the film that inspired it.
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Movie: Raising Helen
Release date: 5/28/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It is the kind of film that cleanses the palate and leaves viewers with nothing more than a desir...
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Movie: Troy
Release date: 5/14/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
An oddly uninspiring film that is as puny in ambition as it is epic in scope.
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Movie: Breakin' All the Rules
Release date: 5/14/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The results are at once unfathomably complex and staggeringly uninteresting.
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Movie: Strayed
Release date: 5/14/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A lot of the credit for the success of 'Strayed' belongs to Emmanuelle Beart, in one of the great...
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Movie: Super Size Me
Release date: 5/7/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
For all of the huffing and puffing and hurling, the film doesn’t really make the sort of lasting ...
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Movie: Van Helsing
Release date: 5/7/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The film is weighted down by its sheer willingness to bludgeon viewers with never-ending sensatio...
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Movie: Mean Girls
Release date: 4/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
There are some big laughs, but it lacks that final burst of inspiration to send it over the fence...
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Movie: Laws of Attraction
Release date: 4/30/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Lack of wit, style or any apparent on-screen chemistry - the very things that a film of this natu...
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Movie: Hellboy
Release date: 4/2/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Every scene is an orgy of elaborate visual effects but there is so little to tie them together th...
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Movie: Home on the Range
Release date: 4/2/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It is bright and colorful and goofy and I enjoyed it a lot.
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Movie: Jersey Girl
Release date: 3/26/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Jersey Girl' is sweet and funny and there are a few moments when Smith’s snarkier side makes a w...
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Movie: Ladykillers, The
Release date: 3/26/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Hanks comes through with a cheerfully ridiculous bit of scenery-chewing that is quite funny.
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Movie: Taking Lives
Release date: 3/19/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The story is, as you can tell, preposterous from the get-go...
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Movie: Secret Window
Release date: 3/12/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Secret Window' is essentially a one-man show for Johnny Depp to strut his stuff.
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Movie: Spartan
Release date: 3/12/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The thing that makes David Mamet’s 'Spartan' so thrilling and exciting to watch is not the story....
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Movie: Starsky & Hutch
Release date: 3/5/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
I wish that director/co-writer Todd Phillips...could have come up with something a little smarter...
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Movie: Broken Lizard's Club Dread
Release date: 2/27/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Specializes in the kind of humor that is smart, funny and yet almost impossible to describe to so...
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Movie: Passion of the Christ, The
Release date: 2/25/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
This is a good film, well-made, well-told and it is clearly a personal triumph for Mel Gibson.
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Movie: Welcome to Mooseport
Release date: 2/20/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Welcome to Mooseport' comes off as nothing more than an extended TV episode with some Very Speci...
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Movie: Eurotrip
Release date: 2/20/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It seems to be content to be nothing more than 'Chasing Liberty' with more boobs.
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Movie: Dreamers, The
Release date: 2/6/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
While the sexual content in and of itself is hardly transgressive or shocking, the mere presence ...
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Movie: Barbershop 2: Back in Business
Release date: 2/6/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
There is never a single moment where it manages to justify its existence as anything other than a...
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Movie: Cold Mountain
Release date: 12/25/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Feels curiously put together - it jerks together from event to event without any real flow and th...
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Movie: Mona Lisa Smile
Release date: 12/19/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Soulless retreads without an ounce of passion or creativity that no amount of colorful surface de...
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Movie: Stuck on You
Release date: 12/12/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Stuck on You is an agreeably silly knockabout comedy that actually works, which is more than I ca...
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Movie: Big Fish
Release date: 12/10/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The performances all around are quite impressive and even the underwritten parts (such as the adu...
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Movie: Last Samurai, The
Release date: 12/5/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Llittle more than a longer, less violent and more pretentious version of 'Kill Bill.' The differe...
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Movie: 21 Grams
Release date: 11/21/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Despite the soap-opera plot and off-putting style, '21 Grams' is, at times, an extraordinarily mo...
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Movie: Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
Release date: 11/21/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Unless you have children who have been especially naughty and who are in need of severe punishmen...
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Movie: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Release date: 11/14/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
While the work and expense clearly shows in every frame, it winds up being in the service of a fi...
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Movie: Love Actually
Release date: 11/7/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Not only incredibly charming but it is arguably the wittiest and most completely satisfying roman...
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Movie: Love Actually
Release date: 11/7/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Not only incredibly charming but it is arguably the wittiest and most completely satisfying roman...
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Movie: Matrix Revolutions, The
Release date: 11/5/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Though visually spectacular, 'The Matrix Revolutions' is a disappointing climax to what had previ...
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Movie: Beyond Borders
Release date: 10/24/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Beyond Borders' is one of those movies that takes an enormous tragedy and essentially reduces it...
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Movie: Scary Movie 3
Release date: 10/24/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Surprisingly, 'Scary Movie 3' is a genuinely amusing movie - one of the funniest of the year.
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Movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The
Release date: 10/17/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It took The Texas Chainsaw Massacre about 15 minutes before all my anticipation was completely st...
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Movie: Porn Theater
Release date: 10/10/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Most of the film is as grim and unpleasant as...well, spending 90 minutes in an actual porn theat...
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Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Release date: 10/10/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A film that tells an essentially simple story in such a wonderfully flashy fashion and Tarantino’...
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Movie: Mystic River
Release date: 10/8/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Mystic River' is an ambitious failure but it is, ultimately, a failure. It is a shame because th...
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Movie: Out of Time
Release date: 10/3/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
At no point do any of the characters ever behave like human beings and this is because they aren’...
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Movie: School of Rock
Release date: 10/3/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A delightful, hugely entertaining crowd-pleaser of a comedy with a great central performance and ...
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Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun
Release date: 9/26/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Under the Tuscan Sun' is a mess from beginning to end and the only thing that saves it from comp...
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Movie: Lost In Translation
Release date: 9/12/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Lost in Translation' is like a beautiful short story - low-key, smart, direct and, in its own di...
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Movie: Party Monster
Release date: 9/5/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'Party Monster' is so concerned with flash and style that it forgets to provide anything of subst...
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Movie: Marci X
Release date: 8/22/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A mess of would-be satire and condescending humor that never works for a second. Every person inv...
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Movie: American Splendor
Release date: 8/15/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A film so compelling and strange and funny...that even a legendary grouch like Harvey Pekar himse...
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Movie: Freddy vs. Jason
Release date: 8/15/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Freddy vs. Jason has a fun, junky spirit to it that is compulsively watchable and when looked at ...
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Movie: American Wedding
Release date: 8/1/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Nothing more than an attempt to squeeze a few more dollars out of the success of the freakishly p...
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Movie: Gigli
Release date: 8/1/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
I am giving Gigli one star and that is only because of Walken: if Brest were smart, when the film...
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Movie: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Release date: 7/25/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The film ironically does the opposite of what an archaeologist is supposed to do - it takes a rar...
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Movie: Seabiscuit
Release date: 7/25/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The only truly striking performance is the hilarious turn by the invaluable William H. Macy...it ...
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Movie: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Release date: 7/25/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
While it is easily the least of the three films and not quite as focused or ingenious as the prev...
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Movie: Garage Days
Release date: 7/18/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It is one of the most sheerly entertaining films of the season and has all the ingredients to bec...
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Movie: Bad Boys II
Release date: 7/18/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
This is a film that is so bad that it forces me to consider whether I might have been a bit hasty...
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Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Release date: 7/9/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean enough to recommend it but there are a couple of serious flaws...
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Movie: Swimming Pool
Release date: 7/2/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Swimming Pool is being positioned as an art-house film but there is absolutely no reason why it c...
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Movie: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Release date: 6/27/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
This is not merely one of the worst films in recent memory but it could well go down as one of th...
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Movie: Hulk, The
Release date: 6/20/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'It contains qualities that will last once the state-of-the-art effects have become dated and sil...
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Movie: From Justin to Kelly
Release date: 6/20/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
It was produced by people who saw nothing in it but a few quick bucks, filled with songs that no ...
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Movie: Matrix Reloaded, The
Release date: 5/15/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
'A more-than-worthy successor to the original and proves that an action spectacular doesn’t have ...
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Movie: X2: X-Men United
Release date: 5/2/2003 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
Gets bogged down with too many endless fight scenes and too many characters to juggle.
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Movie: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The
Release date: 12/12/2002 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
The most impressive new element in this installment is the completely CGI-created Gollum...he tur...
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Movie: Solaris
Release date: 11/27/2002 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(7/0)
A memorable meditation on life, love and loss and a throwback to the days when science-fiction fi...
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Movie: Adventures of Robin Hood, The
Release date: 12/31/1938 11:01:26 PM Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(6/0)
It is exhilarating because the film is, of course, one of the all-time great adventures and one o...
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Movie: Benji Off the Leash!
Release date: 8/20/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(3/4) No reference
The film is a wild misfire that looks like a kid movie but which contains all of the emotional sa...
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Movie: Prince & Me, The
Release date: 4/2/2004 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(3/4) No reference
It is impossible to believe that such a bland film could have been made by Martha Coolidge, whose...
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Movie: Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The
Release date: 1/1/1966 Review by Peter Sobczynski of Critic Doctor:
(4/3) No reference
It demonstrates that a film can be exciting and funny and epic in scope while still retaining the...
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